A PARTIAL LIST OF THINGS I USED TO CARE ABOUT, BUT DON’T ANYMORE, BECAUSE I AM A BRATTY CAPITALIST BRAINSLUT.

— Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirts — The Triple Crown — Narwhals — Espresso¬† — Comfortable Shoes — Maximizing Smirnoff Consumption¬† — The American Justice System¬† — IPHA Breed Standards — The Future of the Betsey Johnson Empire — The # of Calories in A Pack of Orbit Gum — Abstract Expressionism — Wearing Pajamas in […]

Posted at 9:01 pm on July 23, 2012 | Leave a comment | Filed Under: Uncategorized | Continue reading

A Partial List of Things Lost & Found Since I Moved to New York For Real This Time

Lost:   — an iPhone — 2 iPhone cases — my favorite black mesh+lace bra — my black blazer w/ silk polka-dot lining — 1 set of keys — assorted oil pastels — my round boar-bristle brush — my straightener — my revlon very cherry lipstick — my smashbox felt-tipped eyeliner — my dignity — […]

Posted at 8:41 pm on July 16, 2012 | Leave a comment | Filed Under: Uncategorized | Tagged: , , | Continue reading

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