A PARTIAL LIST OF THINGS I USED TO CARE ABOUT, BUT DON’T ANYMORE, BECAUSE I AM A BRATTY CAPITALIST BRAINSLUT.


— Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirts

— The Triple Crown

— Narwhals

— Espresso 

— Comfortable Shoes

— Maximizing Smirnoff Consumption 

— The American Justice System 

— IPHA Breed Standards

— The Future of the Betsey Johnson Empire

— The # of Calories in A Pack of Orbit Gum

— Abstract Expressionism

— Wearing Pajamas in Public

— Craft Beers, and Wines from the MId-Atlantic Region 

— Contemporary American Poetry

— Motorcycle Safety

— Ryan Gosling’s Adopted Dog 

 

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