c(in)/e-matic mixdown: marcel the shell with shoes on
I didn’t know that you were a camera; I have a lot of other qualities as well.
guess what I do for adventure!? guess what I use to tie my skis to my car!?
guess what I use as a beanbag chair!? guess what I wear as a hat!?
do you want to see me talk on the phone?
one time, I nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholestoral went up to 900!
one time, I looked at a diamond and it gave me a sunburn.
my one regret in life is that I can’t…I can’t…I can’t lift anything up at all.
I’m afraid to drink soda because I’m afraid the bubbles will make me float
but sometimes I tie a hair to a piece of lint and drag it around.
I’m partially a shell as you can see on my body, but I also have shoes
and um, a face.
: : marcell the shell with shoes on was written by rad b*tch jenny slate.
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- December 14, 2010 / 5:24 am