babies bleed pop culture

sesame street is the hip place to be if you’re a girlcelebrity/popphenom/commercialtrash. clash against the educational system & bring the big guns to the battle for baby brains!

katy perry big-eyed beribboned big(censor)-ed performing manicpixiebride : got milk? obvs not. but we’re okay with “girls wear veils and chase runaway grooms who can’t even commit to a fucking playdate.”

it’s cool for grouches to get dirty especially if they’re sharp-jawed hotties. prairie-doll’s dopplganger & pink po-po bust rhymes like b.i.g.

lesson : literary devices used in excess incite potentially fatal fury.


little boys : use prepositions properly, apply liberal body spray & one day you will get laid.


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