A PARTIAL LIST OF THINGS I USED TO CARE ABOUT, BUT DON’T ANYMORE, BECAUSE I AM A BRATTY CAPITALIST BRAINSLUT.


– Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirts

– The Triple Crown

– Narwhals

– Espresso 

– Comfortable Shoes

– Maximizing Smirnoff Consumption 

– The American Justice System 

– IPHA Breed Standards

– The Future of the Betsey Johnson Empire

– The # of Calories in A Pack of Orbit Gum

– Abstract Expressionism

– Wearing Pajamas in Public

– Craft Beers, and Wines from the MId-Atlantic Region 

– Contemporary American Poetry

– Motorcycle Safety

– Ryan Gosling’s Adopted Dog 

 
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