A PARTIAL LIST OF THINGS I USED TO CARE ABOUT, BUT DON’T ANYMORE, BECAUSE I AM A BRATTY CAPITALIST BRAINSLUT.

– Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirts – The Triple Crown – Narwhals – Espresso  – Comfortable Shoes – Maximizing Smirnoff Consumption  – The American Justice System  – IPHA Breed Standards – The Future of the Betsey Johnson Empire – The # of Calories in A Pack of Orbit Gum – Abstract Expressionism – Wearing Pajamas in […]

Posted at 9:01 pm on July 23, 2012 | Leave a comment | Filed Under: Uncategorized | Continue reading

A Partial List of Things Lost & Found Since I Moved to New York For Real This Time

Lost:   – an iPhone – 2 iPhone cases – my favorite black mesh+lace bra – my black blazer w/ silk polka-dot lining – 1 set of keys – assorted oil pastels – my round boar-bristle brush – my straightener – my revlon very cherry lipstick – my smashbox felt-tipped eyeliner – my dignity – […]

Posted at 8:41 pm on July 16, 2012 | Leave a comment | Filed Under: Uncategorized | Tagged: , , | Continue reading


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